Needless to say I've barely left the house recently. My Friday was spent watching 10 episodes of Sailor Moon and playing this cute game called Recettear which my flatmate gave me.
Throughout the day I had been exchanging txts with my friend Topher all using the Spaghatta Nadle spach ampadahmant.
(see here for a reminder,enjoy) http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/02/spaghatta-nadle.html
At some point Topher decided it would be awesome to bring over copious amounts of alcohol to my house and more anime than just Sailor Moon. So we conversed entirely in that tone of voice, which can be extremely difficult depending on the number of syllables in your sentence.
Of course as part of our Spaghatta Nadle enactment, we had to read aloud the entire back story of Spaghatta Nadle (which is freaking hilarious bytheby). We ended up laughing til we could barely breath.
We spent the rest of the night speaking like that until we were exhausted, then we watched Death Note. Yeh.
Eventually that too exhausted us. That meant it was bedtime. Sadly Topher got a mattress behind a couch in the lounge while I stretched out gloriously on my bed. It went something like this:
In the morning my brain decided it was a silly idea to stay asleep past 930am. I was highly disappointed, especially when my bladder decided to join my brain in it's dastardly plan and further convince me to leave the haven that is my bed. Not long after, I could no longer maintain the desperate jiggling which was my half asleep attempt at not letting my bladder win.
Naturally my bladder's relentless onslaught won out and I hadda go peepee.
I tried to get back to my room without waking Topher, but he was already up.
So we returned to teh inturwebz
Some stupid part of us decided the internet was awesome and we should spend all our time sharing our favourite videos/pages/memes etc. We ended up spending 4 hours looking for one gif on www.m0ar.org (only go there if you have no soul and ALOT of time to kill) which only gave us more retardation fuel and memes to mock.
Naturally internets cn only fuel a person for so long and at some point we had to go get actual food.
As I'm dirt poor this meant both of us getting on Topher's scooter despite his Learner licence SSSHHH!!! and going down to the Freestore to pick up some free goodies. We parked the scooter and were half way to the store when Topher realised he'd left the keys in the ignition, but couldn't be bothered going back so we kept walking figuring we're only round the corner, what could happen?
Received our edible free goodness, returned to the scooter to find the keys NOT in the ignition.
We came to the conclusion that Topher must've locked them in the compartment used for storing stuff.
Which you need the key to open.
This pretty much sums up Topher's reaction:
We went to the police station to see if someone had possibly been super awesome and handed the keys in. Before we could ask we got the joy of listening to the officer on duty be accosted by a very angry, very shirtless Australian man who stormed out when Officer said he couldn't arrested some guy just cos they didn't get along, all the way shout profanities directed to the New Zealand police force as a whole.
Turned out the keys hadn't been handed in.
The only remaining solution was to bus home, get the spare key, bus back and hope the keys were inside.
They weren't.
Topher came back to my place for more internet lurking and some humour. We discovered that, thanks to the Freestore giving us horrendous amounts of jelly packets, we now have enough to make 20 litres of jelly.
Read that again.
20 LITRES OF PURE UNADULTERATED JELLY!
WE COULD FILL A PADDLING POOL WITH THAT SHIT!!!
We are currently planning a fundraiser jelly wrestling match so I can pay my phone bill.
Eventually he had to go home before it got too dark and before we started drinking again and the whole thing started over.
Somehow my attempt at being a good host and walking him to his vehicle descended into more ramblings of various retarded things we'd seen that day on m0ar.
We still have no idea where Topher's keys are.
